Top 10 Reasons to Pardon Edward Snowden (with apologies to Letterman)

  1. So that he can frolic shirtless in the Moscow Airport with Vladimir Putin.
  2. He’s the only guy in government who has ever told the truth.
  3. His girlfriend is hot!
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  5. Now you can be psychotically paranoid and have a damn good reason!
  6. His girlfriend is hot!
  7. He’s cute.
  8. His car is parked in the white zone, and it’s for loading and unloading only.
  9. His girlfriend is hot!
  10. He did a good thing!
  11. So that I can continue to sell my newly published novel, What Happens to Us, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DSSN5SU, with the tagline, “Edward Snowden’s Worst Nightmare.”

(This was not written by David Letterman & staff.  It was written by David Groves.)

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